The bearded young jihidi immigrants taking part-time classes at UMass Amherst had a particularly difficult time with finals season this year – what with Islam’s greatest hero ending up as fish food and their inability to express their grief with ‘proper Islamic etiquette.’
STOP the Jews
Proud American Jews, Christians, and atheists celebrating the death of Mohammed Bin Laden.
Hampshire Mosque’s president Dr. Hazratji had warned them just last year about the nefarious Jews, urging them in the Sunna of their prophet and reminding them that “violence and warfare are prescribed for you, whether you like it or not. Al-lah knows best.”
Fatherless in the land of the kafir
"If a man sees a strong horse and a weak horse, he will naturally favor the strong horse"
And now they find themselves in the middle of a kafir land of hostile Jews, Christians and pagans; imitating their prophet and feeling abandoned and unwanted, with no father figure, mother, hero or leader – with the added indignity of having to study kafir books and submit to tests given by Jews and Christians.
EASY ON THE BEANS
Umass MSA students join Muslims worldwide in vowing revenge for the death of their great hero. Muslims are forbidden to face the sky when praying.
Mohammed sez – “you may not fart while praying.”
More importantly, “you can leave your prayers if you hear or smell the guy in front of you farting.”
Don’t look up or your eyes will pop out! – Muslim Vol. 1 nos. 863 Chapter CLXXIII – It is forbidden to lift one’s eyes toward the sky in prayer. Abu Huraira reported Allah’s Apostle saying: ” People should avoid lifting their eyes towards the sky while supplicating in prayer, otherwise their eyes would be snatched away.”
From 'Islam Comic Book'
