“My buddies at the FBI say this website is protected under the right to free speech in the first amendment of the constitution. They are trying to discredit and target us out of ignorance, which is why it is important that we reach out to the community through the discussions we have on Islam.” – Dr. Ali Hazratji – Muslims in the Valley
PRIVATE PROPERTY
Even if this were not a private and restricted computer, but a national magazine or media outlet, the Supreme Court justices would enjoy reading a parody about Dr. Hazratji’s ‘first time’ with his mom, complete with illustrations.
Dr. Hazratji talks about his first time.
HAZRATJI: My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia.
INTERVIEWER: Wasn’t it a little cramped?
HAZRATJI: Not after I kicked the goat out.
INTERVIEWER: But your mom? Isn’t that a bit odd?
HAZRATJI: I don’t think so. Looks don’t mean that much to me in a woman.
It costs Jerry Falwell millions of dollars to find out that this parody, about his ‘first time’ with his mom, was protected by the US Constitution.
But this IS a private restricted computer, and ANY types of picture or stories can be stored here that don’t violate applicable law, including but not limited to…
USE YOUR IMAGINATION
Do you mean ….. ? YES
and how about …. ? ABSOLUTELY
or a movie of ….. FOR SURE
OMG! Astaghfirullah!
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We have nothing to fear. Our history has been through so much worse, this is really nothing in comparison. – Dr. Hazratji
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